February 2012
1 post
Butter! USA! USA!
So I know the Norwegian Butter Shortage is old news by now, but it smells like delicious butter in the office right now. Just another reminder of how overflowing with butter the US is. A wave of is it going to flood our office floor just like the ole Molasses explosion in Boston back in the day. The floors won’t be sticky though and no one will die (unless they slip I guess, but it’ll...
January 2012
3 posts
smells like rotting garbage in the office
can’t figure out who the culprit is…you?
YUM it smells like fettuccine alfredo
someone is eating what smells like the infamous “heart attack on a plate” dish - THE ONE. the ONLY. Fettuccine Alfredo. makes me think of Olive Garden. Oh how I miss when going to Olive Garden was a big family night out that required dressing up. Before all the food got plasticized. Apparently Taylor Lautner is an OG regular, so I had to use this fantastic superimposed...
think Christmas is over? think again
unbeknownst to me, Lallie has decided to start brewing a special blend of coffee with cinnamon in it so it smells like someone’s drinking DELICIOUS potpourri - the holiday blend! Now I feel like going to Michael’s and getting some crafts.
December 2011
2 posts
I went to the kitchen to get coffee...
and smelled rotting kimchee instead. Too early….bleh
I wanted burgers this morning...
but instead I smelled horse poop on Wall St…
September 2011
1 post
agh it's the end of the day and it smells like...
apparently no one else smells this so I am alone! (as usual). mmm MARSHMALLOWS
August 2011
1 post
Smells like Peek-a-boo Soup
ugh. it’s been so long since I’ve posted. my nose has been failing me lately. I did get a strong whiff of powdered artificial soup granules just now, but all anyone around me is eating is fruit! WTFF!?
(peek-a-boo soup (packet)!)
April 2011
2 posts
whooo...Myles is on the sauce
I walked past Myles’ desk on my way to the bathroom and it reeks of Merlot. Myles is boozing it up on this Good Friday. I’m onto you Myles.
vs.
it's been a while...
because unfortunately the people that brought the SMELLIEST FOOD in this office are no longer here. But I went over to the kitchen and smelled some delicious hot chocolate, but likely just the powder. It’s been so long since I smelled something :( oh sad.
or the band. Your pick. Actually this might be my favorite new band.
January 2011
1 post
smells like butter? No...ranch dressing
BLAM! which is just as good. coat me in a layer of fat and roll me home. mmmmm.
December 2010
2 posts
Nicole's balsamic vinegarette...
smells like nail polish remover
Bonjour!
haw haw haow, eet smells like delicious French bread in zee office! ok I’m done insulting a nation now. Still. I’d rather go to sleep wrapped in this smell than be in the office. But then I’d just be a disgusting fatto. C’est la vie.
November 2010
2 posts
there's an overwhelming stench of...
VINEGAR in the office, and no one believes me! I’m dying Easter Eggs over here. Thanks PAAS. WRONG HOLIDAY.
PS. Couples Retreat, I still want those 2 hours back from my life. You suck.
I just got a whiff of...
pink bismuth, aka Pepto Bismol in the office - grossest thing I could ever smell in here. Worse than the vomit pizza that Amy and Nicole used to get. I am not happy about this.
October 2010
2 posts
this salad dressing from Blockheads tastes like...
a swimming pool.
Ugh. It's hot near my window and the office smells...
feet.
September 2010
2 posts
Tuna! Tuna! Tuna!
Man. Tuna never smelled so good! I am cheering for tuna. Kirby is eating a delicious salad with tuna on it. I had a disgusting fat-free Raspberry Cheesecake flavored Yoplait and watery coffee that I purposely watered down today and that’s it. What is wrong with me?!
combo wafts of...beef stew and popcorn??
Well I smelled some Dinty Moore beef stew someone was having for lunch, and then Nicole came over with POPCORN BREATH to help me figure out how to work my own blog. Hey, I ain’t complainin’. I want some now. But maybe I’ll just hold out for another juice from the nice juice man downstairs. Bleh.
June 2010
1 post
smells a bit artificial in here...
like the powder packets in instant Ramen. Who is inhaling this salty-smelling powder?
May 2010
1 post
this turkey bacon in my Just Salad "Signature...
tastes like fish?
April 2010
2 posts
We're gonna party like it's T.G.I.F 'Slides!
Ok so that sort of rhymed (not really), but I smell a delicious MUDSLIDE»>! the exact same kind I used to purchase from T.G.I.Friday’s in Boston on Newbury St. with my friend and Quiksilver co-worker Bryan when I was underage and FABULOUS. They were as big as my head!!
Turns out Kirby had some hazelnut coffee. I want the BOOZE VERZION instead. Day’s almost over. I can do...
how refreshing!
Thank you Kirby, your smell of mint, whatever it may be (smells like crunchy, hard CERTS to me) is keeping me awake!
MMMMM fresh and clean. Minty Mouth!
CERTS! Look, these mints are so frosty and icy fresh that even the image is blurred!
March 2010
2 posts
Hot Dogs!
I smell delicious hot dogs I want to be at the county fair!
mamma mia!...could it be Italian dressing from...
maybe he’s eating a delicious salad - I must find out! I am hungry!
February 2010
1 post
ooh it smells like delicious french fries and...
courtesy of Lallie - thank you!
January 2010
3 posts
I just walked in the office to start my day but...
it smells heavily of Play-Doh
I'm hungry...
…but it smells like cleaning spray right now.
I was enjoying a viewing of the Neverending Story
and Mads’ wolf armpit wafted my way. It was almost metallic in scent and taste. I did not taste it, it found its way to my mouth. GMORK!
December 2009
3 posts
I handed an Octopus Project EP to Alison...
and she smells like Aveda Caribbean Therapy body creme. Now I need therapy. Or maybe I just want to be on a beach. Look how much fun she’s having.
These 3 small tangerines SOMEONE mysteriously left...
smell like rubber
Chips From Blockhead's Zippy Lunch Combo
taste like a picked scab