someone is eating what smells like the infamous “heart attack on a plate” dish - THE ONE. the ONLY. Fettuccine Alfredo. makes me think of Olive Garden. Oh how I miss when going to Olive Garden was a big family night out that required dressing up. Before all the food got plasticized. Apparently Taylor Lautner is an OG regular, so I had to use this fantastic superimposed “photo-collage.”
unbeknownst to me, Lallie has decided to start brewing a special blend of coffee with cinnamon in it so it smells like someone’s drinking DELICIOUS potpourri - the holiday blend! Now I feel like going to Michael’s and getting some crafts.
apparently no one else smells this so I am alone! (as usual). mmm MARSHMALLOWS
ugh. it’s been so long since I’ve posted. my nose has been failing me lately. I did get a strong whiff of powdered artificial soup granules just now, but all anyone around me is eating is fruit! WTFF!?
(peek-a-boo soup (packet)!)
I walked past Myles’ desk on my way to the bathroom and it reeks of Merlot. Myles is boozing it up on this Good Friday. I’m onto you Myles.
vs. 
because unfortunately the people that brought the SMELLIEST FOOD in this office are no longer here. But I went over to the kitchen and smelled some delicious hot chocolate, but likely just the powder. It’s been so long since I smelled something :( oh sad.
or the band. Your pick. Actually this might be my favorite new band.
BLAM! which is just as good. coat me in a layer of fat and roll me home. mmmmm.
